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I try to be clever...

But I'm not.*sigh*

Created on 2004-06-19 20:17:13 (#3543132), last updated 2009-11-25

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Name:	Jenni
Website:	Cover your ears!

Bio

So, not too long ago... in fact about 10 seconds ago, I decided to update my Bio. When I made my decision, this is what it said:
I play bagpipes. I teach math. I'm married, no kids, two dogs. That's about it.

Now as I sit here, trying to figure out what to add to it, the fears of identity theft creep into my mind. I am shivering slightly over whether even that little bit of text is too much.

As I sit and reread it... I wonder if converting it to a more stanza-type poetic thing would work:

I play bagpipes.
I teach math.
I'm married, no kids, two dogs.
That's about it.

But no! That's not poetry... that's not even...
HAIKU!
I play bagpipes well.
I teach math in a small town.
I'm married, no kids

Crap! I am out of ~~sylbables~~ ~~sylybules~~ ~~sillabubs~~ words I'm allowed to use.

The ultimate solution:

THE LIMERICK
There once was a michigan math teacher,
Who lived in a house with some creatures,
Two dogs and her hubby,
(and some unwanted buggies,)
and In a pipe band she was featured!

Okay... that was bad... so, we're going to try hypnosis:
Stare at the ASCII spiral, and recite "That was the best Bio ever!" until you feel it in your inner being... ready? GO!
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....!!!!!..!!....
...!!...!!..!!...
..!!..!..!!..!!..
.!!...!!..!!..!!.
.!!...!!..!!..!!.
.!!...!!..!!..!!.
..!!....!!!...!!.
...!!........!!..
....!!!!!!..!!...
.......!!!!!!....
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That was the best Bio ever...Ooohhm...That was the best Bio ever...Grroooo...That was the best Bio ever...vvyyy...That was the best Bio ever...Uuhhmmm...That was the best Bio ever...Giiive...That was the best Bio ever...meeeeee...That was the best Bio ever...moohhh...That was the best Bio ever...neehh....
That was the best Bio ever!

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bad poetry, bagpipes, belfast gin, celtic music, chaos theory, d&d, gaming, movies, sci-fi/fantasy novels, ti-83's

Schools:

Halvorsen-Tunner American Middle School - Frankfurt am Main, Hessen, Germany
Halvorsen-Tunner American Elementary School - Frankfurt am Main, Hessen, Germany (1981 - 1990)
Frankfurt American High School - Frankfurt am Main, Hessen, Germany (1990 - 1993)
Western Michigan University - Kalamazoo, MI (1993 - 1998)

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